...then you should get your picks elsewhere! Aaaa! Haaa! Haaa! Aw man. Whooo. Seriously. No, for real. Let's do this.
Seattle @ Green Bay (-7.5)
Snifffff? Snifffff? I smell somethins. Wait, it ain't my diaper soooo it must be an upset! Or some of that stanky limburger they make in Cheese-ville. I like the 'Hawks not only to cover, but to win this bad boy straight up. Or, do I like a Bad Boy straight up? Hmmm. Back to the picks. I like a few things about Seattle in this game: 1. they have some playoff tested players, particularly Hasselbeck 2. their defense is stingy (they tied for 6th in the league in points allowed) and 3. I got a feeling in my gut (hold up....nah, just a little gas). Nevermind number three. Anyway, Green Bay's team, particularly the skill players, are young and I don't know how they'll hold up in the face of playoff, and Seattle defensive, pressure. I know the Pack are at home, and I know that Favre has been his pre-Vicodin self, but I think that Seattle has a QB who won't make mistakes and a coach who'll call a good game. And so, Seattle 21, Green Bay 10. (Apologies to all my Beloit College peeps out there.)
Jacksonville @ New England (-13)
I'll get this one out of the way now. The Pats are going to cover this one. The bottom line is that the Jags won't be able to keep up with New England offensively and they'll have to start chucking it around, which is exactly what they don't want to do. Jax didn't impress me too much last week, and Garrard threw some passes that were as aimless as my visual focus was at about three weeks. Three weeks OLD! I'm a baby. Ok, got that out. Stay with me people. Now, there is a bit of a conflict of interest here as my old man was in the same freshman English class as Fred Taylor during his freshman year at the University of Florida. Freddy T and his homies also chucked eggs at my dad during Halloween of '94. Henceforth, New England 34, Jacksonville 13.
Enjoy the games amigos. I'll holler at ya'll on Saturday with predictions for Sunday. I'm a little sleepy. I think I..............
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Dear Baby Donovan,
We accept your apologies for going against the Pack.
However, we are sure that once we take you to Baumgartner's in Monroe, Wisconsin and you get to ingest little baby-sized portions of limburger and salami sandwiches you will then change your mind about Wisconsin, the Pack and, possibly, the Brewers.
Anything (anything!) is possible in America's Dairyland.
Hugs,
The Fluharty's of Saint Louis
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