Sunday, January 13, 2008

Diamonds and Wood

The Wood (the bad)
This list may very well be extensive as hell.

1. This man.
Thankfully, he'll coach no more this year. There was more crying from he and Romo than when I have wait for a bottle. Don't celebrate when a challenge upholds a call that was already made to your advantage. That's like me getting pumped because I've moved on to mushed veggies. It's part of the game chief, that's where you ought to be. Don't get excited about doing what you're supposed to do.

2. This pseudo man.

The amount of buffoonery from Wade-ster was exceeded only by that of Mr. Rivers. Getting into it with the fans, complaining to refs, confused as to whether he should decline a penalty and take 2nd and 2 or take the penalty and get 1st and 10. Getting married and having a child, WHILE HE WAS IN COLLEGE! Nice decision making! Sunday fantasy: Rodney Harrison's forearm makes contact at a high rate of speed with P. River's lower back.

3. The Colts' Fans
They booed a 13 year-old girl who was representing the Patriots for the Punt, Pass, and Kick contest. That, my friends, is why the Colts lost. If she were a true Masshole, she would have flipped them off while saying, "Hey, guy, get bent!"

4. Tony Romo
Like Philip Rivers, he doesn't seem too familiar with the rules and regulations of professional football. Complaining to the refs about a pass interference play when you just got flagged for illegal formation? Homeslice, that negates whatever happened during the play unless it benefits the defense or if there is a personal foul.


Diamonds (the good)

1. Not my picks. Holy filled-up-diaper was I wrong. They were so bad I didn't even post them.

2. Sr.'s Brady, Rivers (what a D-Bag , by D-Bag I mean Diaper Bag!), Favruh, Manning (E), and Brady. Again. These guys were a combined 70/88 for 842 yards 11 TD's and 1 INT. Yipes.

3. L. Maroney and R. Grant who tore it up for a combined 323.
[As a sidenote, TO is crying right now during his press conference. In the words of my unck, "he has the emotional stability of a twelve-year-old boy."]




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