Ne'er to Be Seen In

1. Jared (the Galleria of Jewelry; how can I go to a jewelry store named after the fat Subway guy; also, what exactly is the difference between a Galleria and a Store?)

2. Kay (so far, two jewelry stores; every kiss begins with k, no shit; oh...Kay, I get it; it still sucks)

3. Zales (reminds me too much of Service Merchandise, which made me uncomfortable because they always had to get the stuff out of the back and chuck it on a conveyer belt for no real reason)